Pretty As A Girl is a song featured from New Girl in Town to Boyz and Girlz Together. It is track 10 on the unreleased Trollz soundtrack CD, Trollz It's A Hair Thing.
Lyrics[]
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl
BFFL's in trouble, there's a new girl causing problems for all of us
Telling lies to one about the other, destroying all our trust
But there's something weird about this girl
You can see it in her eyes
I swear I've seen her face before
I think she's a guy
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl (No you don't Simon, no no no no)
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl
Let's take a little breather here
Let's take a little breather here
Let's take a little breather here
(Okay!)
Don't eat those cookies, girls, cause they're all part of Simon's evil plan
Take one bite and you'll be controlled by the little green Munchkin man
He'll take over your head and make you act really really bad
Casting evil spells on everyone, making everybody really mad
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl (We don't want your cookies, no no no no)
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl
And you think you're gonna win? No way! Little man, you are wrong
You're never gonna rule for a single day
Take your dog and go away
Down, dog, dog, down (Ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff)
Down, dog, dog, down (Ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff)
Down, dog, dog, down (Ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff)
Down, dog, dog, down
(Back to the intro)
Real friends don't turn our backs on friends in trouble, that's our way
Coal and Rock had the magic touch, and finally saved the day (Hooray!)
The girls were freed from Simon's spell and the boys destroyed the trophy
And the little green Munchkin disappeared, and everything was okey-dokey!
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl (You just don't get it, do you Simon?)
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl (You're only a 2 out of 10)
Simon, you don't look pretty as a girl (No you don't Simon, no no no no)
Simon, just go away and leave our world